patrol: why were you in canada?
us: visiting
patrol: where you going now?
us: buffalo
patrol: whats in buffalo?
us: our hotel
patrol: why buffalo?
us: (WTF...) cuz jetblue flies there
patrol: (pauses and probably thinking something really rascist) what you do in canada?
us: visited toronto....
patrol: alright...bye
us: btw...im coming back to the U.S. to pack my bags to leave this piece of shit land!
this was the script for the canadian border patrol going into Canada:
patrol: hi, how you guys doing?
us: great
patrol: where are you from?
us: CA
patrol: got any alcohol or tobacco on board?
us: of course not!
patrol: alright..enjoy Canada guys!
us: thanks...we're moving here! =)
**PD.blogpost
aside from that...here are some lovely pics from CANADA!
good times..... |
view from Lake Ontario |
CN Tower - tallest tower in the world (500m) until Dubai tower (800m) |
Jeff's preferred size for t shirts! |
Lake Ontario |
literally called "what the boss eats - 10 oz veal chop" |
traveled 259.5 miles between buffalo, NF, and toronto |
so many tolls to pay!!! |
tell me again, why have we not moved to Canada by now?
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